Who said it?

Who said it? Bernie, Hillary, or that other guy no one knows.

1. Hillary’s emails don’t matter.      Bernie. And Hillary.
2. Hillary’s emails do matter.             Bernie and everyone on Earth besides Hillary.
3. Why am I invited to these debates?           That other guy no one knows.
4. Why are these men invited to these debates?         Hillary
5. Where do the interns hang out?          Bill
6. Global warming has gotten worse because of people worried about my emails.      Hillary
7. Global warming has gotten worse because of rich republicans not paying their fair share.           Bernie
8. Back off of taxing the rich. I brought you here, I can take you out.       George Soros.
9. Global warming is a bigger problem than Unicorns becoming extinct.           All liberals.
10. We can’t jump to conclusions that those guys wearing ISIS t shirts while killing innocents while screaming allahu ackbar are terrorists.            Our President. And Hillary.
11. I’m best equipped to carry on all of Obamas many wars because I was a draft dodger.      Bernie.
12. I am the only candidate who cares about women’s rights.        Hillary
13. Bull shit.            Monica
14. Socialism works better than capitalism.            Bernie
15. Bull shit.              Greece
16. Hillary is the most honest person running for president.            No one. Anywhere. On any planet.
17. The economy sucks.         Everyone but Hillary and Bernie.
18. Unemployment is the new employment.             President Obama
19. The world respects me.               Hillary.   Made Putin spit vodka through his nose.
20. I’ll  say anything to any one to get elected.           Hillary.
21. I raised 52.00 this month.           Bernie
22. Debbie Schultz says I have to pay my own way to the next debate.                That guy no one knows.
23. Obama care is awesome.          Michelle and Barack Obama.  But not with a straight face.
24. Hillary care will be better.         Hillary.
25. Bernie care will break the bank.          Everyone but Bernie.
26. I’m  ahead in the polls.       All three.
27. No you’re not.             All three.

If you believe anything these three say……you might be a liberal.

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How well do you know Bernie?

Take the test.
How much do you know about Bernie Sanders.
Who said it? Bernie or Santa Claus?

#1. Once children grow up they usually stop believing in me.
#2. I give those who believe in me anything they want.
#3. Global warming is the biggest problem ever.
#4. My elves make all my toys for me.
#5. Rich people don’t deserve the money they have earned.
#6. Ben Carson is a horrible stupid man.
#7. I have a furry red suit.
#8. Children write me letters.
#9. I want the richest of you to pay for the things I give to others. Except Mr. Soros.
#10. My plan works!
#11. I can beat Hillary.
#12. I never comb my hair.

ANSWERS.
#1. Santa. It’s also true about Bernie, but he doesn’t think so.
#2. Bernie. Santa makes you ask and only gives it to you if you’ve been good.
#3. Bernie. Santa lives where the ice comes right back after some of it melts in the summer. Santa is way too informed to believe a hoax. Santa has AL Gore on the permanent naughty list.
#4. Santa. And they do it without a union or EPA. With Bernie there are no factories,commerce, business or employees outside of the government.
#5. Bernie. Santa’s been around long enough to see Socialism fail every time. He gives Bernie a lump of coal.
#6. Bernie. Santa doesn’t need to tell lies about other people to make himself look better. Gives Bernie another lump of coal.
#7. Santa. Freebie question. Hard question would have been “I only have two pairs of underwear.”
#8. Trick question. Both get letters from children. Santa gets more because he is more believable.
#9. Bernie. Santa is self sustaining and isn’t owned by rich Democrats. Santa doesn’t need to tax Mr Soros into poverty to give things away. Bernie says he will tax the wealthiest, but then all candidates say that. Until they dont.
#10. Another trick question. Both say it. Only Santa isn’t lying.
#11. Bernie. He says it but he’s delusional. Santa doesn’t need to beat Hillary.
#12. Bernie. Going comb free in his efforts to bring you socialism.
Hope you guessed correctly.

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